Tweet a time and date you believe the hanky will drop to end Florida’s 2017 regular legislative session, as reported by @Fineout. You must hashtag #CateSineDie.
If no hanky drops because it’s being used to wipe tears due to an extended session, the official sine die time will be the moment the last chamber sine dies (that sounds morbid), budget or no budget (that sounds even worse).
Price Is Right rules apply – meaning our winner will be the closest without going over. If you don’t like that, take it up with @XopherFL
Entries due Thursday, April, 2017 at 4 PM.
Everyone wins. Session is over, right? But seriously, the winner will win a $500 contribution to a (respectable) charity of your choosing. And I think this year we are going to make a trophy of some sort. I'll need to figure that part out, so stay tuned on that weirdness.
This is a tradition for fun and charity, don't ruin it. All #Cate jokes made by David Johnson are his and his alone, retweets do not constitute endorsements. If you don't win, no millennial participation Rubio "victory" speeches. If you win and aren't down with choosing your own charity, I'll donate the $500 to the Epilepsy Foundation of Florida. Thanks for reading the disclaimer. Climate change is real. #CateDisclaimers